Today we have a comedian who's into the butt stuff, an It Girl who's purging in restaurant bathrooms, and a quirky actress who is secretly dealing with a drug problem.

1) "Which crazy comic tells everyone about his, ummm, taste for booty whenever he's trashed? Talk about TMI!" [NYDN]

2) "These two well-known fashionable women were dining out together. Girl A makes her living directly from fashion, while Girl B has dabbled in the business but is more recognized for treating the world as her personal catwalk. Both have been under chronic body scrutiny, with the press noting every pound gained or lost. Girl A ate a normal meal. However, Girl B ate only a couple of bites, and then bolted from the table to go to the ladies' room. Girl A followed her in there and was overheard trying to convince Girl B not to purge her meal. Girl B paid her no mind, ensuring once again that her ridiculous body would continue to be the antithesis of the healthy lifestyle she pretended to lead last year." [BlindGossip]

3) "This actress is both extremely talented and a bit quirky. She has been nominated for an Academy Award at least once, and has seriously dated at least one famous actor. She recently battled substance abuse issues, although it did not make headlines. Unfortunately, her family was not keen on her entering rehab, wanting her to try more natural remedies instead. Fear not, though. A wise friend has smuggled her into to a medical rehab facility where she will receive professional help to lick her problem. She should be well and making a career comeback soon." [BlindGossip]