On Twitter, no brush with celebrity can go unremarked. Guess which member of the Twitterati slept with George Clooney and which one held hands at Ryan Seacrest's workplace!

British tabloid reporter Simon Crisp inadvertently became the story.

Talking Points Memo blogger Matt Cooper thought about his equipment.

New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof lived out every straight woman's fantasy.

Patty Rodriguez, a writer for Ryan Seacrest, probed workplace boundaries.

KNBC TV personality Shira Lazar did nothing to improve the reputation of TV personalities.

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us more Twitter usernames, please.