Today we have a "too white" TV personality, a drugged out actress, a nice rock and/or roller, an actress desperate to lose weight, and a nasty divorcing couple.

1) "Which TV personality is "too white" for a Spanish-based program? He test-ed well, but execs were worried because he doesn't really speak the language." [NYDN] [Ed. note: Clearly this is Mario Lopez.]

2) "Which Brit nominee was left quaking in their boots when cops carried out a random drugs search with sniffer dogs? The muso quickly fled, fearing the worst." [Mirror]

3) [Ed. note: This is one of those "nice" ones.] "What surprisingly prolific heavy metal artist/television host and reality star (we Americans only know one song, really and one very famous cover photo) rearranged his schedule to attend the wake of a 24 year-old fan, because he heard that the deceased's wish was to have him play at his funeral? He played the piano in the corner for over four hours, shook everyone's hand, and mourned with everyone as though they'd known each other for years." [CDaN]

4) "Which divorced celebrity parents should both be taken to task for saying nasty things about the other in front of their kids? Neither parent is acting very adult here. When talking to a friend over the phone (with the kids in the room), Mommy reportedly called her ex a diseased male w*. Daddy tells the kids that their Mommy is a psycho who should be in a mental hospital." [Blind Gossip]

5) "Which actress has recently taken up smoking as a way to overcome her eating disorder? It's not Eva Longoria." [Buzzfoto]