Today we have a rock star who has drug parties, a sad old model, and two Oscar after party events: one racist, the other sort of funny.

1) "Which rock star has extra-special house parties? Guests check their clothes at the door, don a robe and indulge in huge bowls of every drug you can imagine." [NYDN]

2) "Which ageing style icon is fuming after being dumped by a top firm for a younger model? The woman in question is threatening to make their name mud to every supermodel she knows." [Mirror]

3) "This one didn't actually happen at the Academy Awards per se, but happened at a celebrity watching party. A big and famous celebrity watching party. This D list celebutard embarrassed himself and everyone around him when he kept doing his 'Indian impression' everytime the camera showed the Slumdog cast. Throughout the night he made disparaging remarks about anything and everything Indian until at one point a spouse of an actress at the same party told him if he did it one more time the spouse would kick the celebutard's ass." [CDaN]

4) "During one of the Oscar after-parties, a formerly-nominated actress stepped outside to smoke a cigarette. She was soon joined by an industry type and another actress. The first actress told the other two women how completely disgusted she was by a famous middle-aged actor - who starred in more than one film last year - who had approached her during the party. He could he not stop staring at her plunging neckline, proclaimed himself a breast expert, and asked her if he could touch her breasts to see if they were real. The second actress let out a little cry of surprise and said that he had said exactly the same thing to her. The first actress suggested that they should approach him, proclaim themselves as hair experts, and ask if they could tug on his hair to see if it was real or plugs. They also discussed 'accidentally' spilling a cold drink down his pants the next time they saw him." [BlindGossip]