There's word this afternoon that overly-glorified teen soap Gossip Girl has been renewed, according to Little Miss Chris Rovzar over at Daily Intel, for a third spectacular season. Even though only twelve people watch it.

That doesn't matter for The CW, that constantly floundering mash-up of the now-deceased WB and UPN networks, because no one watches any of their shows and at least people talk endlessly about GG. They've also renewed a slate of programs that you thought had been canceled long ago, like Supernatural (about witch-hunting gay brothers who are in gay love with each other), Smallville (about how easy it is to get lost in Tom Welling's eyes), and One Tree Hill (about old people wandering around North Carolina looking for the bus stop).

OK, you can now continue completely ignoring the CW. Except for Gossip Girl. I'll make sure you pay attention to that.