Today we have a guy having problems with a transsexual, a bulimic actress, a smoking actor, an obsessive comedian, and a perfume-hoarding actress.

1) "Which mega-star's reputation is being trashed by a tranny in Miami? Theendowed lass is telling anyone who'll listen all about his embarrassingsexual positions." [NYDN] [Ed. note: Tranny in Miami? Gurgle.]

2) "Which bulimic Hollywood star is worrying film bosses? She scoffs a three-course meal every three hours... then chucks it back up." [Mirror]

3) "This B list actor who has won some very big movie awards and starred in some very diverse movies is a smoker. Everytime he buys a pack of cigarettes he cuts exactly one inch off the tip of each cigarette before he smokes it. He keeps a ruler and a pair of scissors with him at all times." [CDaN]

4) "This B list comic movie actor who got his start on television before moving on to some starring roles in some very forgettable movies has had the exact same lunch everyday since the day his movie hit #1 at the box office. He had it the day he heard the news and never, ever deviates from that lunch." [CDaN]

5) "When this perfume stopped being produced, this married A/B list always movies actress had her assistant spend two weeks online cornering the market on enough of the perfume to last our actress a lifetime. She refuses to endorse any perfume or develop and sell her own brand although she could and has been made offers. She has said that she "cannot live" without wearing this perfume everyday." [CDaN]

6) "This C list television actor who has really done nothing since his hit ensemble comedy television show went off the air, only dines at restaurants when his "valet" is there. At about ten places he frequents, our actor calls ahead and will only patronize the restaurant when his favorite valet at the place is available to park his beloved car. Oh, and while he used to tip $100 each time, he is now down to tipping $5. I guess he needs a new show soon." [CDaN]

7) "One of our favorite actors is having a wardrobe problem on the set of his latest film. What kind of problem? Well, our actor was measured for his costumes when he first committed to the film, but over the winter he may have indulged in a few too many Happy Meals. Now he's sporting love handles that would put the Michelin Man to shame. Perhaps if he cut down on one of his recreational habits, he wouldn't have the munchies so often." [BlindGossip]