Today we have a chivalrous rapper, a Special K-addicted comedian, an old-timey Oscar winner who's doin' it with a 20-year-old, and a model pretending to be gay.

1) "Which rapper threatened a pal after the buddy mistreated his girlfriend? The icon got in his face, then froze him out on the group's private jet." [NYDN]

2) "Which funnyman likes nothing more than scoffing the horse tranquiliser ketamine? He finds it hilarious to neigh before, during and after." [Mirror]

3) "What married Oscar nominated actor and very senior citizen has moved out on his wife of a bazillion years to shack up with his barely 20 something co-star who herself is probably a C lister seen pretty much always on television. She has two great shows to her name." [CDaN]

4) "Which aging supermodel is planning a fake lesbian romance to get the tabloids interested again in her flagging career?" [BlindGossip]