Your Dead Kid Doesn't Impress Slate Columnist 3.02K Ryan Tate 03/24/09 04:26AM Filed to: Lolslate Lolslate Jack Shafer Slate Wtf we hate your kids The Internet Jack Shafer has had it with the weepy emails about how you lost Little Timmy forever to some overdose. He's a busy man. Save it for Cary Tennis. [via Nick Douglas]