Fox News' in-house embarrassment and populist demagogue wannabe Glenn Beck tried to explain the whole economic mess with a dead fish. Which he was so afraid to touch that he had to wear rubber gloves.

Confused? It's all very simple: the White House economic policy is a dead fish that Barack Obama picked to go to the Final Four in his NCAA Tournament bracket except it lost to Jay Leno's couch in the second round after a bunch of bonus-getting AIG executives fixed the game. Also, fish are slimy and gross and Glenn Beck won't touch that shit.