Miss Universe took a morale-boosting trip last week, to Guantanamo Bay. "It was a loooot of fun!" There were dogs and beaches. Also detainees.

[Late pass, but this is important]

We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. All the guys from the Army were amazing with us.

We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.

Also, "We went to the glass beach, and realized the name of it comes from the little pieces of broken glass from hundred of years ago. It is pretty to see all the colors shining with the sun."

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF.

[via The Lede. Miss Universe's blog post on her adventure has been hastily yanked. Let us never speak of it again.]