Today we have a secretly gay actor hooking up in airports, an actress on a crazy cheating-on-my-husband spree, and an actress who went desperately in search of vodka and came up victorious.

1) "Which seemingly straight married actor conducts his man-to-man hanky-panky in the hangar of the Santa Monica Airport?" [NYDN]

2) "This married B list actress from a longish running network drama has cheated on her celebrity husband three times in the past 12 days. Oh, and it isn't like this was one guy she cheated with three times. Noooo. It was three guys over the past 12 days. It is definitely an interesting way to run a marriage." [CDaN]

3) "This frantic actress has been battling her weight, but that's not the only problem she has. Recently she screeched up to an all night Hollywood drugstore in search of a bottle of Absolut Vodka. She and her mannish girlfriend coaxed the clerk into selling it even though it was close to 2 AM. The clerk handed her the bottle and she grabbed it and took a gulp 'I really needed that!' The actress generously handed the guy $50 and also tossed him a joint and a pill she described as a 'muscle relaxer.'" [BlindGossip]