Today we have a starlet with a secret same-sex tryst, a fading actor who had a quickie with a fan, an actress who gives hobos her autograph, and an actress about to have an intervention.

1) "Which troubled starlet is getting over a bad breakup with a member of the same sex? We just hope the latter's current boyfriend doesn't get wind of the girl-on-girl shenanigans!" [NYDN]

2) "This aging C list actor has been as high as A list and as low as a D lister. His A list status came from television and that is where he has tended to stay. He has been in this space before. Anyway, I don't know what kind of open relationship he has with his wife (F list movie actress), but at a party the other night he and his wife attended, our actor met a female fan who wanted some special time with our actor. Although certainly not what one would call attractive, our actor obliged by taking her into a smaller banquet room for 20 minutes. They then came back out and our actor and his wife continued their night." [CDaN]

3) "This C list movie actress who came into her A list name recognition through a hit television show no longer on the air has always thought very highly of herself. But this is ridiculous, and shows you what an idiot she is. When she sees a homeless person on the street asking for money she stops and gives them her autograph and tells them to sell it on e-bay. I assume she thinks all homeless people have some type of wireless laptop they carry around with them and a way to collect the money." [CDaN]

4) "This C list actress and reality star with A list name recognition has been married for a little while to this celebutard. She might be finally catching on to the fact he is only after her money. How so? He wants her to foot the bill for a brand new $500K recording studio at their house." [CDaN]

5) "We posted in February about this out-of-control actress' family staging an intervention with her by summer. Many of you wondered why the heck it would take so long. Well, there are three reasons.

First, the parents needed her biggest enabler on board. Second, they were consulting with another celebrity's parents on the whole conservatorship matter. Third, they needed to figure out how to make money from all this.

The first and second are done and the third is in process. It's all scheduled to go down in the next couple of months. She'll be given a choice, but if she chooses wrong, she'll be legally forced to go. Meanwhile, expect the craziness to continue.

No, It's Not Evangeline Lilly." [BlindGossip]