Three New York City Googlers went on Martha Stewart to show off a scallops recipe today. How fun! But Martha was far more interested in their employer's lavish perks.

First Stewart hinted that their cooking skills were superfluous, since Google gave them three free meals a day. Then she asked whether they got laundry and drycleaning service like they do in California. "They're going to be asking for this in my office!" she exclaimed. Martha's nightmare, as we know, is employee entitlement creep.