Who Keeps Buying His Girlfriends New Breasts?
Today we have a sarcastic bodyguard, a TV star buying stolen goods, a downtown club—gasp!—staying open later than it's supposed to, and a soon-to-be-nasty divorce.
1) "Which famous ex-wife should hire a less cynical bodyguard? At a recent Palm Beach bash, as she expounded unsteadily to other guests, her burly escort stood behind her and rolled his eyes." [P6]
2) "Which singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance — not fake, but fallen off the truck." [P6]
3) "Which wife of an NFL owner has let it all go to her head? She recently greeted a woman she's known for many years with: 'I know you know who I am, but who are you?' The woman, dumbfounded, replied, 'That's for me to know and you to find out.'" [P6]
4) "Which downtown club stays open well past legal hours? The biggest spenders sneak in around 5 a.m. and stay until 9." [NYDN]
5) "This B-/C+ actor is the co-star of a very highly rated, long running network drama. He has been on the entire run of the show. Anyway, in 2008, our actor bought not one, not, two, but three sets of fake breasts for women I guess he was dating. Besides breasts he also paid for several other procedures, putting his plastic surgery total from last year at about $65,000, none of which was apparently spent on him." [CDaN]
6) "This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she's gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years.
