Today we have a greedy young starlet, a jealous Tweeter, a TV actor offering sex to a TV hostess, and a foreign actor on a sex and heroin junket-launched bender. Just like in America's Sweethearts.

1) "Which young starlet demanded 17 free handbags after forgetting she needed to buy gifts?" [NYDN]

2) "This B list television comic actor(#1) was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host (#2) increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined every time and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other (#3)" [CDaN]

3) "This foreign born movie actor is probably C list but has a B list body of work and has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Although he is in a relationship with someone, he has spent the last two weeks doing nothing but having sex and shooting heroin with a female reporter he met recently on a press junket." [CDaN]

4) "Which male celebrity is genuinely upset that Ashton Kutcher recently scored headlines over a competition for Twitter members? This celeb is so self-absorbed that he ranted to friends that he should have gotton the publicity instead of Ashton because he had been on Twitter a couple of months longer than Ashton. To make up for this perceived slight, he is now calculating ridiculous ways to ride on Ashton's coattails to catch the crumbs of publicity. Look for him to use the words "Ashton" and "Twitter" in every conversation and interview for the next few weeks." [Blind Gossip] [Ed. guess: Probably Spencer Pratt]