Today we have an actor who really shouldn't be drinking but really is, an actress dating a bad man, and a wife using her husband's gay secret as leverage in a divorce.

1) "Which rehabbed actor is back on the sauce? He just can't keep his hands off the booze when he's in L.A.!" [NYDN]

2) "This married, aging C list movie actress was the indie "it" actress long before Parker Posey. For the past six months she has been having an affair with a man on parole for killing his wife." [CDaN] [Ed. guess: Lily Taylor?]

3) "This celebrity couple's pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife's law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband's long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple's kid/s.

It's still not Nicole Kidman." [BlindGossip]