Today we have a star who uses a big name at hotels, a TV actor who's a terrible diva about learning his lines, and a movie star who's a terrible diva about walking.

1) "Which hunky A-lister checks himself into swanky hotels under the alias 'King Kong'?" [NYDN] [Hunky? Gotta be Peter Jackson.]

2) "This B list television and movie actor is more famous for his current television role, than any movie in which he has appeared. Filming of his show is delayed by hours everyday, because our actor refuses or is unwilling to learn his lines each day and therefore necessitates take after take after take for him to finish his scenes." [CDaN]

3) "This funny actor wasn't kidding when he copped a total diva attitude on the set of a recent movie. While every other actor would walk from their trailer to the set, Diva Boy insisted on taking a golf cart. The set was an entire thirty feet from his trailer.

No It's Not Will Ferrell." [BlindGossip]