Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife

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Owen Thomas

04/25/09 09:00AM

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Larry Page, the dorkier half of Google's founding duo, has mastered at least one basic human function: His wife, former model and Stanford bioinformatics Ph.D. Lucy Southworth, is pregnant.

Took him long enough. The pair married in December 2007, with Page (net worth $18.6 billion) planting a kiss on his bride on Richard Branson's exclusive Necker Island. Co-founder Sergey Brin and his wife, Anne Wojcicki, have already popped out a billionaire baby boy. We wonder: Will the Pages go with a squad of Stanford-trained nannies, or take their child to Google's gold-plated childcare?

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Bornean Owen Thomas 04/25/09 01:24PM

She has been seeded.

It's amazing how these guys choose ultra-petite snobby PhD's. Those woman are basically made to be bought and fucked.

Bornean Bornean 04/25/09 01:30PM

@Widget Economist: Sorry. That's my opinion. Also her face is fucked up.

It's good she was chosen for her body. She can put a bag over that face and save me some throw up bags.

Bornean Bornean 04/25/09 01:33PM

@Widget Economist:

Solomon Grundy Bornean 04/25/09 02:35PM

@Widget Economist: Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

Calraigh Bornean 04/25/09 02:58PM

@Widget Economist: Seriously, just die already. It'll be a mutually beneficial situation for all of us.

Solomon Grundy Owen Thomas 04/25/09 10:05AM

I challenge you to explain how you decided which founder is dorkier. It's like deciding who's more of a hipster-cum-lately, Kari Ferrell or Peaches Geldof.