Today we have a drunken signer, a cheating British crooner, and a bunch of things about tweens—drunk ones, and miserly ones, and ones with coke problems. Plus, a bad mom.

1) "Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?" [NYDN]

2) "Which British singer serenaded his girlfriend while at university, and even penned a song about her, yet was seeing other girls? Bad boy!" [Mirror]

3) "'He's just faking. Don't give him anything.' Words from the mouth of this A-list tweener to her friends as they passed a homeless man sitting on the ground. Oh, she then spent about $1000 on food for dinner. Nice." [CDaN]

4) "This B list actress/singer tweener is a little older than the characters she portrays. She is tired of studios, managers, and agents telling her what to do and so as her first order of business with her new self she kicked her 'boyfriend' to the curb. Oh, she likes guys, she just didn't want the arranged 'boyfriend' any longer." [CDaN]

5) "This C list singer/actress is a tweener, but she has never really done the whole tweener show thing and has basically had to eke out a living on her own. Even though she is still a teenager, she has gone through a string of music producers in their late 20's and 30's. And when I say gone through a string of them, I don't mean just for producing her records. Hey, at least she is legal now." [CDaN]

6) "This tweener actor on a hit show needs to get off the coke that was introduced to him by a former tween actor, and now, unemployed drug addict on the same network." [CDaN]

7) "This top celebrity makes a big deal out of talking about motherhood and how much time she spends being a good mom. She would lead you to believe that she dotes on her children and takes an active role in their lives. Not so. When the kid/s were little, she only changed about one out of every hundred diapers. The kid/s are being raised by a small army of nannies. Our star has limited contact with them except during photo opportunities, which are always staged with her carrying the child/ren, even if they are big enough to walk on their own. Why? Because she thinks that carrying a child makes her look motherly and 'likable'." [BlindGossip]