Here's some of Obama's address to graduates at Arizona State University, America's leading institution of higher learning for twats, where he stated that he "hadn't done enough in my life" to warrant an honorary degree.

Sometimes I wish that just one time in a situation like this Obama would walk up to the microphone and say, "you know what...screw all y'all!" But a boy can dream, can't he?

In a related story, Hillary Clinton gave the commencement address to graduates of NYU at the new fake Yankee Stadium. She also took batting practice and hit 5 out of 10 pitches over the right field wall.

Clip via Youtube.