Tom Hanks' sex scenes were cut from Angels & Demons, Olivia Palermo joins Elle, and John Mayer tries to get girls to sleep with him by text messaging "I want to tuck you in."

  • Tom Hanks was supposed to have lots of sex in his little Angels & Demons movie, but then the producers came to their senses and thought, "does anyone really want to watch this man having sex?" and they were cut. Now Tom has a sad because he thinks his co-star is a hottie and he was hoping maybe he could just slip it in for a second or two. (Sun)

  • Olivia Palermo is leaving Diane Von Furstenberg's fashion firm to join the staff of Elle as a flack or something. (Page Six)

  • John Mayer wants to tuck you in. No, really, that's all he wants to do. I swear. He just wants to tuck you in to bed. (Page Six)

  • Leonardo DiCaprio almost had his pretty little face bashed in by a basketball player while sitting courtside at a Laker game. (Mirror)

  • Barbra Streisand's ex, hairdresser turned Hollywood producer with a giant spider fetish Jon Peters, is about to reveal all her dirty secrets in a juicy tell-all book. (Page Six)

  • Did Victoria Principal pull a gun on her maid? Does she realize that real life isn't an episode of Dallas? (People)

  • Shanna Moakler, no doubt horrified at the shitshow of indecency that is Carrie Prejean, has resigned her post as head of the Miss California Pagaent. (US Magazine)

  • John Ratzenberger says his ex-girlfriend set his car on fire after listening to country music. (TMZ)