Today we have a blind item bonanza, with stories about Pakistani political officials, cheating TV stars, drugged out actors, and a very fertile guest star.

1) "Which Pakistani officials, in town for Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari's meeting at the United Nations, spent $14,000 on lap dances and drinks at a topless bar? The expensive evening came just as President Obama was pledging billions in aid to that country and the United Nations was warning of 800,000 new Pakistani refugees." [P6]

2) "Which reality TV dad is trying to escape rumors he's cheating by claiming the woman he supposedly slept with prefers women?" [P6]

3) "Which two rehabbed actors were both recently back to being addicts at the very same event?" [NYDN]

4) "Which star demands cabin crew speak to her through her fella? They're also under orders not look her in the eye." [Mirror]

5) "This producer has had at least one Academy Award nomination for Best Picture. The thing is, he has been the producer of many, many movies, but has never done any actual producing. He takes the producer credit in exchange for a reduced fee in the drugs he supplies to the set." [CDaN]

6) "This C list actor shows up as a recurring role for three or four episodes at a time on a television show and then disappears for a year or so and does it again. His latest show was an arc on a bubble network comedy. Anyway, during his three weeks on the show, he managed to get not one, but two extras pregnant. Nice huh? It's a good thing he doesn't work more." [CDaN]

7) "This director has had a top ten movie of the week this year. The word is to never visit him in his trailer. Ever. From the second he walks into the trailer he takes off his clothes. If you come to his trailer he doesn't cover himself or make any efforts to be modest. It is full frontal the entire time. He isn't lewd about it, he just goes naked until he is needed on the set again." [CDaN]

8) "This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it." [CDaN]

9) "When these two media superstars hooked up, many thought it was a match made in heaven. He was going to be her next big star. But there was one big problem. One media star has a troubled past and it is now coming back to haunt him. Now the other media star won't have anything to do with him." [BlindGossip]