Today we have an actor who has his pot smuggled in, a coked out star doing dangerous diving tricks, a coked out actress who was almost caught in Cannes, and a sad baby lady.

1) "Which SAG Award-winning actor has pals ship him marijuana in hollowed-out candles when he's working out of town?" [NYDN]

2) "Which star sparked a security alert when he launched himself off a diving board minutes after visiting the little boy's room to, erm, powder his nose? The fella was inches away from smashing his head on a rock." [Mirror]

3) "This B list television actress on a very hit network drama is in Cannes. Hey, at least I narrowed it down for you. I mean how many could there be? Well, it seems our actress got VERY lucky. How lucky? Well our actress was apparently spotted receiving a large quantity of white powder from a male acquaintance. The person who spotted this reported it to the police, who decided to raid our actresses' hotel room. All this for coke? Anyway, after a 30 minute search with a drug sniffing dog, nothing was found. Yeah, well they should have come the night before. Unfortunately our actress is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and had finished what she had been provided. When she finally gets busted her world is going to come crashing down." [CDaN]

4) "Could it be that a former sitcom siren is desperately seeking a baby? After a number of failed relationships, she's decided not to wait for Mr. Right and is instead turning to the turkey baster. To fill it, she's trying to enlist the aid of one of her many gay friends, some to whom she's been romantically linked. Her most recent breakup led her to forget about chemistry and focus on muddling through solo." [BlindGossip]