Yesterday, we ran one of our Gawker Stalker sightings about Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson taking their oddly named offspring Bronx Mowgli to Central Park. Man, is Pete pissed.

Even though Wentz had Twittered his own whereabouts, he called for retribution and asked his fans to flood us with hate mail. The result was more of a garden hose and we asked Gawker assistant Julia Schweizer to give us a scientific breakdown of the 100+ emails that came in. This is what they had to say: