Today we have a cheating TV actress, a celebrity boyfriend who cried because he lost his cocaines, a celebrity wife who's so obtuse that she didn't know a drag performance was men dressed as ladies, and a reality show whose integrity has been compromised.

1) "Which newly attached TV actress got it on with a gawky star from the same network?" [NYDN]

2) "Which famous boyfriend threw a wobbly when he dropped his coke down the loo in Cannes? He was overheard sniveling in the cubicle." [Mirror]

3) "Which well-chosen wife of a major star is so dumb she didn't know that a drag performance she'd just seen was indeed a collection of males in dresses? Does that explain why she married that husband?" [Village Voice... there are like 39 more blind items there, too]

4) "Which reality show outcome may be pinned on the actions of someone completely unaffiliated with the contest? The producers were well aware of the controversy generated by a certain self-anointed celebrity on another recent reality-type contest. They were concerned that if the same celebrity got too vocal about one of their finalists, it might actually result in a public backlash against their favorite. The producers even spent a few minutes of a meeting discussing strategies as to how to incentivize the celebrity to keep quiet in the final weeks of the contest. They eventually decided that they were better off not adding any more fuel to the egoist's fire." [BlindGossip]