Just two little items today, because it's a short week, so we'll start off... short. We have a TV starlet who seems nice on camera, but in reality is a vain crazy person. And we have a TV lesbian and her surprised costar.

1) "What seemingly sweet small-screen starlet is actually so nasty that she won't speak to anyone on set until she 'has her face on?' " [NYDN]

2) "This C list television/sometime film actress had one big hit on television and a nice steady paycheck from it for at least four or five years. Since then it has been hit or miss with television and movies with a more misses than hits. Anyway, this actress has a great story that she will share with anyone who will listen. It seems that on this hit show she had a female co-star who was not so much into guys if you know what I mean. However, it was more secret at that time then it is now. Anyway the co-star sat our C list actress down and without any kind of introduction or preamble or chit chat said, 'You know I f**k bi**ches right?' Our C list actress who couldn't believe they were having this conversation, said 'Oh yeah. Sure I knew,' even though she really wasn't 100% sure at that time either. Our co-star then said, 'Good. Just checking.' She then got up and walked away and presumably to tell another person." [CDaN] [Ed. Guess: Deb Messing / Megan Mullaly]