Today we have a pair of brother ladykillers, a starlet with some eating issues, a comedian who has to pay his new assistant an exorbitant amount of money just so they'll stay, and a vainglorious reality star.

1) "Which old-school pair of actor brothers constantly tag-team at parties, picking up the youngest girls they can find?" [NYDN]

2) "Which Hollywood starlet left fans gagging into their champagne flutes as she scoffed mini burgers - then fled to the loos to bring them all up?" [Mirror]

3) "This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long." [CDaN]

4) "This reality girl thinks very highly of herself and her appearance. She honestly believes that other women look at her, envy everything about her, and want to be like her. She talks a lot about her vision of other women going to their salon and demanding her hairstyle by name, like a "Dorothy Hamil" or a "Farrah" or a "Rachel", along with products to support that style. However, while there are many companies who are ready to profit from her high-profile lifestyle, she is really, really annoyed that there is not a single beauty or consumer goods company who wants to name a product line after her. Perhaps they are steering clear because there are at least a half dozen other things to which she should be attending right now - like her crumbling personal life." [BlindGossip]