Today we have a sleazy Hamptons realtor, a saucy nightclub chanteuse, a drunken reporter, a recovering actress, an actress too busy driving through garage doors to recover, and a nice guy actor who maybe isn't so nice.

1) "Which Hamptons real estate dealmaker has a slick new trick? He fires the gardener and lets the grass grow as high as his Gucci belt, so that bottom-feeding buyers assume the bank owns the property, and he gets four calls a day as a result." [NYP]

2) "Which movie legend proclaims in her nightclub act, not once, but twice, 'Although I love girls, I don't sleep with them' — causing eyebrows in the room to hit the chandelier." [NYP]

3) "Which reporter with a history of substance abuse was hammered at a benefit at Cipriani 42nd Street the other night? The unsteady scribe stumbled over Hugh Jackman as they were exiting and the gallant Aussie helped him out the door." [NYP]

4) "Which married Oscar winner wasn't acting too kingly when he was caught groping a waitress at a N.Y.C. nightclub recently?" [NYDN]

5) "Which naughty celeb was caught out in the VIP room following his partner into the toilets? Hmm, we wonder what they got up to." [Mirror]

6) "Some good news for this formerly B+ movie actress and now a C. It appears she is off the drugs and even her husband appears clean. The bad news is he can't get a job and so has been hired by the producers as her personal makeup artist for the movie she is filming right now. I can't believe she got another movie." [CDaN]

7) "This former B list television actress was on a hit initial show and now has said goodbye to that and has dropped to a quick C. Anyway, she is known for her love of meth and at a wrap party at the end of the season, our actress decided that she was going to drive her B- list aging comic co-star's SUV through a garage door at the party. A closed garage door. After she had crashed through the door and dented the wall of the kitchen someone asked her why she had done it, and she said just because it was something she had always wanted to do. Nice." [CDaN]

8) "This A list actress who used to be the highest paid actress in Hollywood donated her entire paycheck from a recent movie to four different charities. It was the largest donation any of the four charities had ever received." [CDaN]

9) "This television actor has a reputation as being a great family guy. In fact, he seems like one of the last few genuinely nice guys left in Hollywood. The truth is quite a bit seedier. You see, he's supporting a stripper on the side to the tune of $20,000 per month. Sure, that's a lot of money - and it's sad that his wife likely doesn't know what's going on - but there's one fact that makes this really difficult for all the parties involved: the actor is actually totally and completely head-over-lucite-heels in love with the pole girl." [BlindGossip]