Today we have an ex-politician cheating on her husband, a not-so-sober rock singer, an actress with some manner of sex principles, a snobby actress, and a girl who doesn't discriminate based on race.

1) "Which former elected official has been cheating on her husband? This wife and mother was spotted going into a Midtown hotel with the head of a group pushing school reform, who's also married. Said our source, 'Not the first time and not the last time'." [NYP]

2) "Which rocker is back on drugs? Although she claims to be clean, when she checked out of a Manhattan hotel recently, the maid found the room littered with dirty needles." [NYP]

3) "Which sultry screen siren slept with several of the leading men in her new big-budget flick, but refused to get horizontal with the director? He's so peeved, he's threatening to ban the gal from his future films." [NYDN] [Has to be Sienna Miller or Megan Fox, right?]

4) "While shooting on the set of their latest movie, these two stars have a completely different way of interacting with their fans. Well, I should say one interacts with fans, and one pretends she cannot see or hear them. Our B+ list movie actor usually plays the fun guy and it seems that when he is filming it is the exact same way. He spends most of the time in between takes speaking with fans, taking pictures and talking the entire time. Our A+ list actress on the other hand spends her time in between takes as far away from the fans as possible and has absolutely nothing to do with them. She is very good at pretending not to hear them or see them." [CDaN] [Paul Rudd and Reese Witherspoon?]

5) "This pop tart just can't seem to make up her mind about which flavor she likes better! Sometimes it's vanilla, sometimes it's chocolate, and sometimes it's brown sugar cinnamon. Sometimes she keeps all of them handy when she travels just so she can pick a different one each day." [BlindGossip] [Get it, he's talking about races!!!]