Michael Who? Brian Kilmeade Wants Christian Rock, Right Now!
We know we've been laying it on a bit thick with the Fox & Friends gang of late, but, eh, what the fuck. OMG, today pseudo-Christy band Creed was on the show! And Kilmeade couldn't stop freaking out about it!
Because they're so cool with their intense, churning music about being taken to higher places with arms wide open that's just so righteous and fully awesome.
Look, we respect any "news" outlet that didn't gratuitously devote every inch of coverage to the Michael Jackson sadness this morning (ahem, CNN), but c'mon dude. Can it with the Creed. If for no other reason than that they're just fucking lame. (Plus, this! What would your viewers think??)
Thanks to intern Spencer Lund for putting this shameful clip reel together. We apologize for making him watch this show.