Today we have a young starlittle who likes to smoke marijuana cigarettes with her parents (dunh dunh dunh!), a tween who got her tween dreams crushed tweenily, and an actress on a terrible crash diet.

1) "Which grungy young starlet's idea of a good time is getting stoned with her ex-hippie parents?" [NYDN] [Kristen Stewart, right?]

2) "So, imagine if you will that you are a teenage girl and you have the opportunity to meet your male tween singing crush. Someone who comes from a singing family, but not as famous as the other part of the singing family. Imagine you meet this crush and he chats you up and before he leaves for the night he gets your phone number and you also make out a little bit. So, your tween crush goes on tour but while he is on tour he calls you and calls you fairly frequently. You really think he likes you and so when he asks you to meet him in another state you agree. Of course your mom doesn't agree to let you go alone but says she will go with you. The tween star is ok with that and so you make plans, buy tickets (cheap bastard) and book hotels. You get down there after having spent all that money and he stands you up. No call no nothing and you never hear from him again." [CDaN] [The ugly Jonas? Some people think it's this fool.]

3) "Which actress has resorted to extreme dieting to drop some extra weight? She may have gotten a little depressed after her last film didn't do well, because she stopped exercising and started eating foods that would normally never pass her lips. Her diet plan now consists of less than 1000 calories a day of organic fruits and vegetables and a special soy drink. She is also exercising several hours a day in an extremely hot environment. Sounds like a recipe for disaster to us." [BlindGossip] [Zellweger?]