Are you still trying to write the perfect 140 character review for Harry Potter? Whatever you say, Quentin Tarantino thinks he could do it better. Also, they're going to bring back the Twlight Zone it will be the awful revision.

Harry Potter 6 sold out over 4,500 midnight screenings last night. Box office scientists predict the new Potter movie will break all Mid-Week-6th-Installment-of-Magical-Being-Coming-Of-Age-Movies-That-Open-on-the-287th-Day-of-the-Lunar-Calender ticket sale records. [LAT

There will be a TV show dedicated only to Twilight news. Does this mean that the Twilight kids are like The Beatles of the Undead? Does that make Daniel Radcliffe a young Mick Jagger? Does that make me a third rate Chuck Klosterman? [THR]

Speaking of which! Quentin Tarantino thinks you're a shitty writer: "I respect criticism," he said, "But I know more about film than most of the people writing about me. Not only that, I'm a better writer than most of the people writing about me. And I can write film criticism better than most of the people writing about me." Yes but how well could he tweet it? #burned. [ Vulture ]

Do you like overwrought shows about chemically dependent geniuses? Are you interested in their story of redemption? Here's a new promo for House season 6. House goes to rehab! [TV Guide]

Sometimes it can feel as though we are victims of an unjust universe that could roll us between its thumb and forefinger and squish us like a bug for any arbitrary reason. But sometimes it feels as though humans have the ability to craft their own destiny and impose a restorative kind of justice in the word. The blogger who leaked the Chinese Democracy got two months of house arrest. [ AP ]