Today in too much information: A singer with an unsatisfactory man, a fashion critic with cheap ass gold paint on her walls, an actor in love with his sister-in-law, and some Paula Abdul thing.

1. "Which British solo singer has moaned to pals about her man's ability in the bedroom and has dubbed him "WW", or the Weeping Willow?" [Mirror UK]

2. "Which TV veteran and noted celebrity fashion critic trying to sell her ornate Manhattan apartment might want to hold back on the gilt? Guests at a recent party complained that a recently-applied coat of gold paint on some of the flashier furniture was coming off on their hands and clothes." [Ben Widdicombe/ CDaN]

3. "Which actor who has been known to say some questionable things about his wife publicly, even if it's well-meaning, blabbed to our source that he is secretly in love with his sister-in-law? Not Kevin Bacon." [BuzzFoto/ Blind Gossip]

4. "You would think that once someone quits a job (or is fired from a job, or doesn't renew a contract on a job), that it would mean that the negotiations are over. Um, not quite. Both the producers of this television show and one of its stars are still talking, and that talk includes numbers. So folks, that means that although the press releases have rolled out, the negotiations dance goes on behind closed doors. Both parties are enjoying the headlines that it's producing. They are even considering letting viewers vote via a toll-free number as to whether the star should stay or go. In any case, our star has another job waiting in the wings, so s/he might actually get the last laugh by winding up with two jobs when this is over." [Blind Gossip]