Some of those crazy contraptions at the gym can be scary, but not as scary as a macho movie star who like stow off his own equipment. Also dirty tween stars, cheating actresses, and doing the butt (sexy, sexy).

1. "Unless you are using a private trainer, most people in California belong to one of just a couple of gym chains. Since the gyms primarily service locals, it's not unusual at all to look around the room and see some famous faces. Nobody really makes a fuss about it. Except when this certain male star of an action franchise chooses to do bench press and do squats. Is he garnering attention for the massive weights he uses, or his perfect form? Nah. It's just that he wears a pair of slightly baggy, slighty high cut shorts… with no jock underneath. Dude, it's too much information. We don't want to watch your junk while wee work out. Please consider tucking your twigs and berries into some sort of athletic support device in the future." [Blind Gossip]

2. "Although it pains me to admit it I guess this aging television actress is B list. It is more because of her show than any real acting talent on her part. I mean it is a hit television show. Anyway, our actress has child/ren and because of that our actress found herself at a recent concert by this tweener star. Of course they went backstage. The actress and the tweener started flirting and the next thing you know they were having sex together in her hotel room. Luckily the next morning when the child/ren came into the room, the couple wasn't actually having sex, but still, very awkward. The tweener can't stop telling everyone about that night. And no it wasn't any of the Jonas Brothers. They are all pure. Haha (Nelson from The Simpson's voice)" [CDaN]

3. "Which recently single celeb wasn't so faithful to her last boyfriend? She'd been sleeping with a big-name hip-hop artist for the last four months of her relationship." [NY Daily News]

4. "A Premiership footballer took which ex-Big Brother contestant to the toilets of the Hammersmith Apollo at a gig where, he told friends afterwards, he did her up the arse?" [Pop Bitch]