Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?

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John Cook

09/17/09 05:14PM

Filed to: Private Parts

We won't ruin it for you. Just watch this video, obtained by the Palm Beach Post, of the sex-offender billionaire walking out of a deposition earlier this month after a lawyer gave a lengthy, graphic description of his erect penis.Click to view

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raincoaster John Cook 09/17/09 07:55PM

How, exactly, does the lawyer know?

ShanghaiLil raincoaster 09/17/09 09:07PM

@raincoaster: Because it's in the "probable cause statement" — basically one of the assaultees or a witness to the assaults described Jeffrey Epstein's egg-shaped penis to police.

MrInBetween John Cook 09/17/09 05:23PM

Dammit, Epstein walked out before the lawyer's next question: "And is your penis also shaped like Glenn Beck's tongue?'

Uncle_Billy_Slumming MrInBetween 09/17/09 06:41PM

@MrInBetween:

"Is Glen Beck shaped like your penis?"

They had a very good description of the offending appendage on the Smoking Gun website a few months ago.

And strangely enough there was a description of every shape of penis but this one in Bookish's magnum opus here:

[wordsmoker.com]

ShanghaiLil Uncle_Billy_Slumming 09/17/09 09:12PM

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Bookish, have I told you lately that I love you?

Poodle_Heart Uncle_Billy_Slumming 09/18/09 07:18AM

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: bookish did not sleep with that man. jeeeeeesus.

DJ Misanthropy 01/17/15 07:37PM

I have a penis shaped penis. I think most of us do. It's seems like the person describing his penis has never actually seen a penis, or an egg for that matter.