We always say that celebrities stink, but this guy takes it literally. We also say they suck, but this singer has male models for that. As for an actor fighting his wife, we have nothing cute to say. Literally.

1. "This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze." [CDaN]

2. "A conversation was overheard between this C list singer/actor and this married A list singer at least by name recognition if not talent.

C lister: I can't get laid here to save my life.
A lister: What you need to do is go to London next week for their show. I went a couple of years ago without the wife and this guy model gave me the best blowjob ever." [CDaN]

3. "Currently, and I mean only currently this television actress is probably a B-. As soon as her show gets canceled, and it will, she will be thrown back into obscurity. Hopefully. She does have a fairly famous boyfriend so she might stick around to torture the world. Anyway, she was at a show and was overheard saying how she hated 95% of the crap that the designer showed but that she would still like to get the other 5% of the stuff for free and that is the only reason she was there. Unfortunately for the actress, the designer heard every word and made sure to tell our actress that her work was 100% crap." [CDaN]

4. "This popular actor was not with his wife at the Emmy Awards last night. They had a big fight over wardrobe earlier in the evening. He though it would be really funny to wear something other than tuxedo, but she didn't want to look like a fool sitting next to him. He relented and dressed properly for the event, but there was such tension between them that he wound up going alone. The fights are definitely coming more frequently for this couple. We can only imagine how many more there would be if she knew about his private lunches with one of his co-stars." [Blind Gossip]