Halloween came early for this dude, who donned a cape and tried to fly off his roof. He got high alright. What disguises will a knocked-up celeb, a cheating actress, and a pill-popping model dream up? Probably something naughty!

1. "This very good looking C+ actor on a huge hit cable show broke his foot about a week ago. He didn't want anyone to ask him how it happened so he removed the cast while he was at The Emmy Awards. The reason he broke his ankle? He was whacked out on meth and jumped off the roof of his house with a cape on thinking he could fly." [CDaN]

2. "Don't believe the stories you hear about how happy her family is that she is marrying her boyfriend. Exactly the opposite. Yes, they are publicly supportive of the relationship. Privately, though, they are desperately scrambling to figure out a way to get through to her that she should wait. Why is she so insistent on getting married so quickly? She is a very competitive girl, and actually has three reasons for running to the altar: Attention. Money. Baby." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This actress has followed her husband from one thing to another. She tries really hard to be supportive, but along the way, she's sort of lost her identity. We hear she might be rediscovering herself with the help of a bodyguard, who ‘gets her' and doesn't try to change her or mold her into place. The relationship right now is said to be ‘not sexual' yet, but the only solace the actress is finding from the confines of her marriage are through this man whom she's told sources is like ‘her soulmate.' Not Jennifer Garner." [BuzzFoto]

4. "Which dieting model shunned the LFW after party buffet table, instead opting for her own bespoke gourmet feast - crushed horse tranquilizer washed down with a litre of diet coke? She swears it quick fires her metabolism. Your extra clue: We wonder if her trendy on-off man knows his pretty girlfriend's dark secret." [3am]