The only thing more annoying that people who self-righteously claim they don't owe a TV are people who lie about it, like this actress. Also annoying are a philandering actor and a naked reality star. Annoying because they're so typical.

1. "This actress is making up some tall tales to convince people that she is more cultured than she really is. She was overheard remarking to someone at a post-Emmy party that although she works on TV there are no televisions in her home. This is so their child/children will grow up more interested in books and art and culture than in TV and video games. A member of her staff let us know that they actually have a half dozen very nice flat-screen televisions in their home, and that sometimes all of them are on at once so the actress can see the same show as she moves from room to room." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This B+ television and movie actor has had some issues at home over the past year. A lot of it has had to do with his infidelity. Publicly everyone is getting along great. Behind the scenes though, our married actor has been having sex with the D list actress daughter of this A list actress. Oh, and our actor is also married to a C list actress." [CDaN]

3. "Which reality TV star found herself stark naked and trapped outside her five star hotel suite - only being allowed back inside after doing impressions of farmyard animals? Your extra clue: Well, at least she's living up to her name." [UK Mirror]