Meet Mike, who wants you to hit the fast forward button if you're watching the video while smoking, he doesn't want to kiss your smelly mouth. Does anyone even smoke anymore?

Then there's Monroe, who knows you've "probably already noticed his incredibly blue eyes". And oh, the dude who's just "looking for his goddess. Are you my goddess?"

Who's your favorite 80's single in this video? Have a better one you've found online? Most importantly, do we think that any of these men actually achieved happiness and/or marital bliss via video dating?!