We can't thank the producers at Maury enough for continuing to track down these absolutely insane people with completely irrational phobias. Can you believe that people are actually afraid of cotton balls, raw chickens, and pickles? More after the jump.

Cotton Balls: I wonder what the national campaign for the touch, the feel of Cotton would have to say about this.

Chickens: Yeah, I can get behind this one. Chickens are weird: we don't know how they started existing (the chicken! the egg!), they can run around with their heads cut off, and when Kentucky-fried taste like heaven.

Pickles: [Insert vaguely-sexual joke here]

Balloons: Never will this lady have a happy birthday if these festive decorations are around. We can't believe he chased this poor woman down backstage with balloons.

Flowers: I can see it now... "Happy Anniversary, Honey! I brought you some... why are you crying!?!"