Remember when there was the illusion that celebs were glamorous? Now we hear about their money woes, car troubles and career setbacks. Celebrities: they're hobos, just like us. What we wouldn't give for a good affair! Oh, never mind.

1."Which over the top spender is so skint that all five of her credit cards were declined when she tried to pay her hotel bill? Your extra clue: We dread to think what's she's been buying." [UK Mirror]

2. "We hope this young actress is handling her love life better than she is handling her car. She purchased a beautiful new automobile a couple of years ago, loaded with all the best amenities money can buy. While she had the car washed regularly, she neglected to do any mechanical maintenance. A couple of weeks ago, the engine seized up, and the car had to be towed to the mechanic. The mechanic informed her that the car had absolutely no oil in it. None. The entire engine needed to be replaced. It turns out that she didn't know that she needed to change the oil every 3000 miles. She thought it was every 30,000 miles." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This A list movie actor is in a serious relationship but it hasn't stopped him from cheating on his partner with his B list co-star who has been in this space before for her fun times with another couple." [CDaN]

4. "This celebrity star of a reality TV show, does his best to get along with his co-stars, but secretly despises them. He tells our source he plans to soon get his own show and leave everyone else in the dust. Not Spencer Pratt." [BuzzFoto]