Scientology may be having its problems lately, but it's working on one high-level recruit. Also being sought after dates for a comedian to take to an orgy and new boyfriends for a famous, married wife. Uncle Sam wants you!

1. "This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology and she has been giving it a try." [CDaN]

2. "Maybe they have an arrangement. I don't know. What I do know is that this A list female singer was spotted making out with someone who was most definitely not her celebrity husband." [CDaN]

3. "This recently deceased D list comedian was huge back in the day. On a flight to Trinidad & Tobago our comedian asked one of the flight attendants out that night for dinner. The flight attendant went out and had her hair done and bought a new dress thinking this could be a very special date. The date? An orgy." [CDaN]

4. "This busy guy must be really good at juggling. He is a very successful actor and has more than one high profile project in the works. And as if he wasn't busy enough at work, he also has a wife, a mistress, and an ex-girlfriend, each of whom thinks they are number one in his heart. It was actually pretty surprising for us to hear about the latter, because this actor comes across as the ultimate nice guy—the kind of guy who would never, ever cheat on his wife. He must be a really good actor. Perhaps his juggling skills aren't quite as sharp as they could be, though, because his ex-girlfriend thinks she's pregnant." [Blind Gossip]