Getting ugly doesn't mean you can act, but that's what this singing starlet who really wants in the movies thinks. Other ambitious types include a celeb who demands a mountain of swag and an obnoxious photographer. It's gonna get ugly.

1. "This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting experience, she's been begging the producers of this highly anticipated biopic for a role. No, she doesn't want to play the star. She wants to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions. She's also been promising to "ugly down" and use her real name in the film's credits. In short, she's willing to do almost anything for a piece of the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This A list photographer and sometime director was at a screening of Paranormal Activity. Don't tell me what happens because I am seeing it next week. Anyway, our photographer was at the movies with an entourage and was extremely loud and annoying throughout the entire movie. At one point he screamed out, "Wait, is this Blair Witch?" Throughout the movie he would also yell to his entourage and ask if they needed anything or to go get him something. People in the audience tried to get him to be quiet but he just wouldn't shut up. Eventually many members of the audience walked out. Thankfully the manager gave them all their money back and a free ticket to another movie. Nothing was done however about the photographer." [CDaN]

3. "At a recent store opening, this C/D list celeb was offended when she found out that other stars were there and being paid to do so. After several angry calls to her agent that proved fruitless, she went to one of the employees of the store and threw a giant tantrum, demanding freebies to make up for her shame. The store employee held her ground and didn't give out anything. So our star began threatening to destroy merchandise if she wasn't offered something. That night she went home with some coupons to neighboring businesses and a free t-shirt and a warning to never return to the store. Not Paris Hilton." [BuzzFoto]

4. "Which singing reality star is secretly having an affair with a mega-boobed glamour girl? The person in question has been going to London for dirty weekends with his mistress. Your extra clue: He probably thinks he's really scored with this one." [UK Mirror]