Skateboard-Ballet is Graceful, Beautiful, Dainty
Skateboarding these days is all about ripping mad 360 nollie kickflip handstands—or something. In our minds, a skateboarder is an irreverent, rebellious figure...unless they're combining it with ballet! Then they just look ridiculous.
We hope this catches on. They can name it "Skallet," or "Bateboarding," or "Glide-and-spin-around-a-roller-rink-like-an-idiot." Any would suffice.
