It's one thing to patronize one of the world's oldest professionals, but they are not the guys you marry—especially if you're closeted. Other rules: don't cheat on your wife, don't tattoo anyone's name on your body. Class dismissed.

1. "We have heard from a friend of this gay male escort that the escort is claiming to be involved in a romantic relationship with this Television and Film actor (whose sexuality remains ambiguous). The escort has been snapped with the star before, and even gone to events with him, but is claiming to have been in a relationship, one that is on and off. Not Chace Crawford." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This famous actor is a husband and a father and a role model to adoring fans. He's also a liar and a cheater and an adulterer and a magnet for women who want to sample the goods. While he doesn't have as much to lose as Tiger if his trysts were ever made public, he is a bit more careful about covering his tracks. In addition to his friends and family cell phone, he also carries a pre-paid cell phone solely for his booty calls. There is no announcement with his name on the voicemail, just a robotic phone number that could belong to anyone. And if he has to leave a message for anyone else on their cell, he doesn't leave his name, just "Hi, it's me returning your call," along with his number and a voice mail about "taking a meeting about a project." It's all about the plausible deniability. Does his wife know about this phone? Well, she does now, because we know she reads this site. Sorry about that, Girl, but you knew he was a dog long before you married him." [BlindGossip]

3. "This A list tweener has a problem. Well more than one problem but there are some things that can never be taught. Anyway, she had a boyfriend. Not exactly being a role model she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won't see for a few more months. Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn't like opening the presents so to speak and seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can't decide if it should be the new boyfriend's name or something generic like don't chew gum with your mouth open." [CDaN]