You know how every year, some magazine sends someone to infiltrate the Bohemian Grove, the secretive annual toga party for rich old WASPs? They decided to make it easy on everyone by meeting up at Elaine's this weekend.

According to a tipster, members of the Bohemian Club had a secret meeting in the side room of the legendary Upper East Side restaurant that isn't actually that good. No media allowed, of course. And there was a secret code to get in: "the five easy pieces."

Our source bypassed the tight security, and saw a bunch of rich old white dudes from California—none of whom he recognized—dressed for dinner and a show.

Someone get Alex Jones to Manhattan! They may still be in town!