It's one thing to kiss and tell, but don't go around blabbing about an ex's endowment. Also shameless, a celeb who can't keep his affairs out of the tabloids and a binge-eating actress. It's enough to make you go limp.

1. "This Reality TV Star is telling all her friends that she has slept with a certain famous Twilight star. She was drunk at a club this week and when our source questioned her about it, she said ‘it' was really 'small' but the actor can ‘really work with what God gave him.' Not Lindsay Lohan." [BuzzFoto]

2. "Which story involving a B list television and movie actor and his singer wife should be corrected by a national tabloid but isn't because they have paid so much money to the person who gave them the original story. Now you may be asking why the B list actor doesn't sue. Well it turns out that although this time he is not guilty that hasn't always been the case and he doesn't want those stories to come to light." [CDaN]

3. "This actress is a chameleon on the screen but seems to be quite down-to-earth in real life. That's why it was surprising for us to learn that she is considered a real nut case by a former employee. One day she ordered the staffer to throw out everything in her refrigerator and kitchen cabinets that contained any alcohol or caffeine or sugar or flour. Within 24 hours, she was pitching a fit because there was no food in the house. She ordered the staffer to go to the store and purchase about two dozen items. The shopping list included Grey Goose Vodka, Oreos, and Mountain Dew. All of the items were consumed over the course of the next three days." [Blind Gossip]