When your girlfriend makes you get Botox, you do it to get laid. If you keep going back, then you're vain. Also checking the mirror, dueling pop divas, a closeted reality star, and a coked-up actress. Time for your shot!

1. "This D list funny guy/B list television actor got his first Botox recently. It was at the insistence of his A list television actress girlfriend who said she was tired of going out with a guy who looks 100. The funnyman went reluctantly but since the first didn't need any prompting to return for his second. It doesn't really matter anyway though since the relationship is going to be toast about a week after Christmas presents are pretended to be exchanged." [CDaN]

2. "It looks like this triple threat starlet (TT1) is heading to Broadway! The only problem is that her part would be opposite this triple threat pop star (TT2). That isn't sitting well with the TT2's family members, who refer to TT1 by several vulgar names. It's actually rather funny when you consider that both TT1 and TT2 have been caught up in separate scandals over the past few years. Scandals aside, though, the TT2's family should be more worried that TT1 will probably upstage TT2 when it comes to pipes and acting ability and sheer number of fans. Ho ho ho!" [Blind Gossip]

3. "This story comes from one of our readers (who would like to remain anonymous). Our reader got invited to a premiere after party and several big names were there. This B/C actress with what we'll call a ‘girl-next-door' reputation happened to use the powder room at the same time as our reader. As our reader was washing her hands, she was naturally star-struck and excited to see the famous starlet, but played it off because she feared she would be annoying. Next thing she knows, the actress is ordering our reader around to get drugs out of the star's purse. Our reader handed the actress the purse because she didn't know what else to do and the actress pulls out a bag of ‘white powder' and then yells at our reader for not fetching it for her quicker. Our reader was upset and embarrassed and quickly left the restroom as fast as she could. Not Jennifer Love Hewitt." [BuzzFoto]

4. "Which recent reality TV alumnus, despite the picture painted on the show, has spent the last decade somewhat undecided about which team he wants to bat on? One Popbitch reader tells us he was set up on a blind date with the star, only to find a couple months later that the star was dating a famous female pop singer, while another tells us that he and his boyfriend took the star home with them for "a fumble" one night, only to spend several hours listening to the boy's stories about how confused he was. Let's hope he's worked it out for himself by now." [Popbitch]