Today's episode of The View dedicated an entire hour to All My Children in honor of its cross-country move. One problem: Not all the hosts were familiar with the topic at hand. Oops.

How many years has this show been on the air? How many times has Susan Lucci been married? How do you pronounce this name? Whoopi doesn't even try to pretend like she cares. Guess this is what happens when a network forces one of its shows to promote the hell out of another.