Today at Gawker.TV, Barbara spews hate at Spizter's gal Ashley Dupre, Martha shows her more charitable side, Kathie Lee bores Andy Cohen to death, a drunken ambulance ride, and we spend some holiday time with Oprah and the Obamas.

Barbara Walters Shows Her Passive Aggressive Side to Ashley Dupre
Ashley Dupre was on The View today - and Barbara Walters loathes her. Watch as one of the most prominent TV interviewers of all time tries, and fails, to swallow down hate-inspired bile while attempting to interview Spitzer's trickster.

Woman's House Burns Down, Martha Stewart Offers Condolences with a Free Juicer
A woman's house burned down in California. The only remains from the charred rubble was a scorched Martha Stewart dutch oven. Martha, ever the altruist, offers her apologies by giving her some free cookware to put in her non-existent home.

Andy Cohen Caught Zoning Out on the 4th Hour of Today?
This morning, Bravo's Andy Cohen was bored to tears by a long-winded discussion about golf by Kathie Lee. She noticed and immediately called him out. We're just surprised this doesn't happen more often on the 4th hour of Today.

Oprah's Christmas at the White House: Nothing Exciting, Except for Baby Voices
Tonight, ABC aired Oprah's special, Christmas at the White House, in which the Queen of Daytime visited the Obamas and toured the decked out residence. And aside from baby talk and a Michelle shut down, it was so, so boring.

Drunk Woman Steals an Ambulance, Gives World's Best Sound Bite
A drunken woman is determined to see her ex-boyfriend. She won't let something petty like being arrested for drunk driving AND a hit-and-run stop her. She'll just steal the ambulance and take it for a joy ride.